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#ToAvoidWorkI Leave the Midol Bottle and a Big bag of M&Ms on my desk
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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend to be rich every morning until I run out of coffee money
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#ToAvoidWorkI claim I have anal glaucoma. I can't see my azz coming into work today. https://t.co/mDh8KrIbJy
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#ToAvoidWorkI Hire people train them give them tools materials pay them well and give them benefits So why am I so tired?
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#ToAvoidWorkI claim I have anal glaucoma. I can't see my azz coming into work today. https://t.co/mDh8KrIbJy
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#ToAvoidWorkI support liberals because it is easier to accept everything than to change something https://t.co/4b3eMqt100
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#ToAvoidWorkI keep myself ignorant of specialized technical skills, which would destroy my undefeated "I don't know how to" argument.
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#ToAvoidWorkI make other people laugh to make them feel good so they don't think about the shitty work I'm tricking them into doing.
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#ToAvoidWorkI Go to a movie…I went to ‘have a lunch’ but in fact I went to a movie. No one noticed...
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#ToAvoidWorkI Hire people train them give them tools materials pay them well and give them benefits So why am I so tired?
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#ToAvoidWorkI cupped my hand over my eye, complained loudly, then bounced a ping-pong ball w ketchup on it.
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#ToAvoidWorkI write motivational quotes on post-it and walk around the office sticking them to people's computer screens. #youreawinner
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