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@chrixmorgan   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI start every sentence with the word "Not".
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@chrixmorgan   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI play the girl card...I can cry on demand
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@chrixmorgan   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI get daddy to give me a small loan of a few million dollars. https://t.co/ym4zvkeIex
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@chrixmorgan   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Leave the Midol Bottle and a Big bag of M&Ms on my desk
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@chrixmorgan   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI tell him I'm in the police � station And not aloud bail �
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@chrixmorgan   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend to be rich every morning until I run out of coffee money
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@chrixmorgan   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI write motivational quotes on post-it and walk around the office sticking them to people's computer screens. #youreawinner
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@danageezus   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Leave the Midol Bottle and a Big bag of M&Ms on my desk
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@danageezus   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI send my cat to work instead of me https://t.co/LyYPwzdAeJ
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@danageezus   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI fake my own death.
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@danageezus   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Run For Congress
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@danageezus   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI chase my cats tail.
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@danageezus   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI "Get your customers involved in the details" https://t.co/91XJ9K8Fht
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@danageezus   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI employ a clever disguise. https://t.co/o0cvgmWw3A
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@danageezus   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI buy disposable utensils.
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@danageezus   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend to be rich every morning until I run out of coffee money
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@danageezus   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI let my grass get so high that it pisses off my neighbors and THEY mow it.
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@danageezus   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI had an accident at the gym this morning
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI don't drive anywhere because then, I'd actually need more money.
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI spend my creativity time thinking up cool Tweets.
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI look at something shiny
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Mow The Lawn
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI tell the Boss I'm getting new clients through tweeting. �
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI watch other people work hard and say "Boy, I'm glad I'm not THAT guy."
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI message my ex
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI call in and threaten anyone who will snitch on me for not being there.
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI strip down at my desk.
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI'm running out of the office
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI just don't get a job
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@booth_prince   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Just Do It https://t.co/7mDxWAy0zl
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