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#WhenImSotallyTober I start hashtags, and then regret it when they take off because I'm lazy. True.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I totally don't get what this tag is about so I'll go with my answer to all life's questions, nachos and boobies.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I always consider a nap but I don't want to waste the high
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When I'm sober, I eat carrots to help my eyesight, but #WhenImSotallyTober I drink whiskey to double my vision, and improve my vodkabulary.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I think the acting people that live in the TV can hear me.
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I don't drink alcohol #WhenImSotallyTober , I drink spirits, which makes me spiritual, not an alcoholic.
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#WhenImSotallyTober Pet my cat for an hour before realizing it's my parka hoodie.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I totally don't get what this tag is about so I'll go with my answer to all life's questions, nachos and boobies.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I blame embarrassing voice mails on drunk dialing.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I love everyone, just like when I'm totally sober. I hate being bass ackwards
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Me: I friggin luv you brooooo, did I ever tell you that My bro: Yes, you told me already for the tenth time #WhenImSotallyTober
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#WhenImSotallyTober I host a hashtag game in the middle of a meeting. With beer.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I start games during other games because I can't stop being rude and mean - Face, probably
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