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110 tweets using #whenitimetravel (page 2 of 4)
United Airlines security still beats the hell out of me... #WhenITimeTravel
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#WhenITimeTravel I go forward in time where they have free liver transplants https://t.co/F9GRNkFikz
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#WhenITimeTravel don't travel standby
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#WhenITimeTravel it's always back to that one time my pizza was just the right temperature.
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I think #WhenITimeTravel I would like to go Via The time traveling Bong only????????????????
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#WhenITimeTravel I'll stop on St Patrick's day...groundhog that for awhile
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#WhenITimeTravel I carry the American Express card, but it is useless where I go.
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#WhenITimeTravel I end up becoming my own grandfather
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#WhenITimeTravel I pack plenty of snacks.
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#WhenITimeTravel I like to skip the important parts of my day and go straight to the naps.
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I kill myself #WhenITimeTravel and if you think that erases my existence, you don't time travel.
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#WhenITimeTravel I fly kites with Benjamin Franklin
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#WhenITimeTravel I make sure I catch up with all the games I was late for.
#WhenITimeTravel ill go back to that boy who called me fat and say "Ha!! Now THIS is fat!"
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#WhenITimeTravel i'd go back to January 15, 1997 and take my mom to the emergency room to get her checked out. i miss her every day
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#WhenITimeTravel I always make sure to kill my grandmother
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#WhenITimeTravel I travel ticketless
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#WhenITimeTravel I like to eat everything and anything I want then go back in time and act like it never happened.
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#WhenITimeTravel I plan on beating Hitler at his own game: killing Hitler.
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#WhenITimeTravel I'll take my kids back with me to meet my dad.❤
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#WhenITimeTravel I go to the time called "Happily ever after"
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I don't always drink dos equis, but #whenitimetravel I still don't drink that shit. Smoke #weed everyday!
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#WhenITimeTravel I get motion sickness.
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#WhenITimeTravel I'm gonna invent nachos. Cept name then "notyours" for the punning impaired.
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#WhenITimeTravel I almost, and kinda wanted to, but didn't. #happymothersday! https://t.co/k58CLZmYY0
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#WhenITimeTravel i shit my pants then time travel again to prevent it then shit my pants again
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