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110 tweets using #whenitimetravel (page 3 of 4)
#WhenITimeTravel I always where my black suit ,tie and ray bans to mess with the heads of 1950s UFO believers https://t.co/nloL9JblTc
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#WhenITimeTravel I'm going back to the night I was conceived to yell at my parents for the evil they we're about to create
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#WhenITimeTravel I'd fix that typo before it ever happened.
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#WhenITimeTravel Ill pick a car better than a Delorean, maybe an El Camino.
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#WhenITimeTravel it's because I'm Barry Allen, and I insist on fucking with the god damn timeline https://t.co/2pEh2SSrnX
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#WhenITimeTravel it's still just RTs of your subtweets... but from before they were about me...
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#WhenITimeTravel I learn it was the Salem Bitch Hunt...
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#WhenITimeTravel I'm going to bump into Zuckerberg in the Harvard cafeteria
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#WhenITimeTravel I make sure I've changed the oil filter to get light year optimization.
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#WhenITimeTravel I pronounce it "one-point-two-one-gigawatts", not "one-point-twenty-one-jiggawatts"
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#WhenITimeTravel I hand Donald Trump's father a condom.
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#WhenITimeTravel I will go back and tell past me not to worry - it WILL get better ????
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#WhenITimeTravel it's only because the judge gave me a Buck Rogers sentence which means cars will be flying by the… https://t.co/J7zLhBTGZc
#WhenITimeTravel I'd go back to yesterday when I agreed to make plans for tomorrow.
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#WhenITimeTravel I let Hitler into art school.
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#WhenITimeTravel I make sure to leave myself notes for the future or past. I like to play practical jokes on myself.
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#WhenITimeTravel I want to make sure I have plenty of my favorite foods with me https://t.co/2rRSPBTMro
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#WhenITimeTravel I'm going back to tell Henry VIII that it was totally all his fault he never had a healthy son. Also, I will get beheaded.
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.@United tries to fuck me up even #WhenITimeTravel
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#WhenITimeTravel I'd meet you sooner
#WhenITimeTravel I'll go back to before the Big Bang and cease to exist
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#WhenITimeTravel i will stop Brendon Urie from making that horrible mistake that caused him to marry the wrong woman.
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#WhenITimeTravel I'll wear my yoga pants
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#WhenITimeTravel I never come back! To infinity , and Beyond!
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#WhenITimeTravel, it'll be a blue police telephone box.
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#WhenITimeTravel i dress in a silver suit because 1950s sci-fy movies were right about the fashion of the future
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#WhenITimeTravel I take Xanax and Dramamine with me...just in case
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#WhenITimeTravel it is usually to get out of the friend-zone while slowly ruining lives ☇☇☇#TheFlash https://t.co/Cpsv82KuGz
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