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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen it's always from your dad. -Ivanka Trump, probably.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen the recipient replied, "New phone. Who dis?"
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen you sent it to me. I don't get it. I'm not good at it. I don't like it. And you'll be disappointed!
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen your meme game is too strong https://t.co/naG2oNYQ1S
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
#SextingWentWrongWhen I couldn't help thinking about work https://t.co/AijyQmNsIW
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen my wife asked me to look after her phone while she went into the dentist's office....
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen she realized the dick pics were coming from inside the house.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen mom hit my number by mistake
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen Chris Hansen read your texts on national television.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen your flip phone can't support hi-res images
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen my penis got zapped before I realized my phone was still charging
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen I found out that's not what my school meant by " Picture day "
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen back in 2003 you were close to hitting your text limit.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
#SextingWentWrongWhen even Siri refused to sext me back
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen I recognized your phone number Aunt Molly.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen my wife's only response was "lol" https://t.co/xxD1DMCiqt
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen she listened to rihanna's work song
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen thanks to autocorrect, you ask for a picture of her "ducking" https://t.co/Pk0pXDLtTq
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen you gained 10 kilos since the last sexting
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
#SextingWentWrongWhen I realized a moderator from https://t.co/3Tm2y0089S was sexting me
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
#SextingWentWrongWhen My Partner read my messages. Our partnership suffered greatly
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen Dominos shows up and your in basketball shorts...
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen oh, went oh so wrong when he looked around and saw me reading over his shoulder? https://t.co/xXGQ8BmtqV
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen I forgot to encipher my tweet on the Enigma machine . @GiselleEvns
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen he fell asleep... True story. Never talked to him again.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen they wanted to text cuddle afterwards
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
#SextingWentWrongWhen It turned out it was Bill Clinton who sexted me back. He used Weiner's phone. Again!
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
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#SextingWentWrongWhen it got better I went to grab a beer and my kitty took over. https://t.co/FrJrKuFLwq
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
#SextingWentWrongWhen you told me you were vegan after 30 seconds of sexting
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@andyhashtagger   ·  29 Aug 2016
#SextingWentWrongWhen Muslims got offended for some reason
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