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#SextingWentWrongWhen I said talk dirty to me and he proceeded to discuss all the episodes of dirty jobs with Mike Rowe
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#SextingWentWrongWhen she texted back "It would be sexy if you sent pics of you taking out the trash, washing the towels, walking the dog..
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#SextingWentWrongWhen your using a throwback nokia ultimately killing the 'mood" because it takes so long to sext back.
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#SextingWentWrongWhen she tells you to kiss her where it smells, so you drive to New Jersey.
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#SextingWentWrongWhen analxting was rejected again
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#SextingWentWrongWhen my mother accidentally got it and started corrected my grammer "No honey it's "to WHOM is this dick going to?"
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#SextingWentWrongWhen I got the wrong number but got sexted back anyway
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#SextingWentWrongWhen you met her in person and she looked like your favorite cartoon https://t.co/PTCZFW3Dlh
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#SextingWentWrongWhen you wanted to send nudes of a hot body from the internet. but send those of your ugly body
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#SextingWentWrongWhen I found out the office has a strict No Skyping policy. https://t.co/jmLdwm7bgi
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#SextingWentWrongWhen I ended up sending the sex filled text accidently to my sister-in-law
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#SextingWentWrongWhen autocorrect assumes u wanna bite her boots and kick her puppy
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#SextingWentWrongWhen you said social justice warriors turned you on. Fucking freak
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#SextingWentWrongWhen She accidentally texted the house phone and it was read out by the message robot for my family to hear
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"#SextingWentWrongWhen me: what'd u do if u were in my bed now? him: is it comfortable? me: yea him: I'd sleep
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#SextingWentWrongWhen after 30 minutes he asked me if I ever though about adopting a baby
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Interest? #SextingWentWrongWhen you wanna ask what economy college she graduated from https://t.co/MzDYPgaQxK
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#SextingWentWrongWhen Autocorrect changes your message to "You make me so corny. Duck me now!"
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#SextingWentWrongWhen your wife checked your phone and sent some sexy selfies back. Just keep sending her that alimony check sugar. Thanks!
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