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#SextingWentWrongWhen you're too young to consider the risk of sexting
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#SextingWentWrongWhen you asked my insurance number
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#SextingWentWrongWhen I asked her if her lady parts resembled a McChicken.
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#SextingWentWrongWhen Angela Merkel started sending Bill Clinton stuff. You'd think it would've been the other way around.
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#SextingWentWrongWhen the machine said my dick pics were very important for you and asked to hold on the line
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#SextingWentWrongWhen I asked why she was sending me pics of a roast beef sandwich, when she knows I"m vegetarian.
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#SextingWentWrongWhen His dick pic made me think about Johnson's baby
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#SextingWentWrongWhen I lost the key to the imaginary handcuffs and I had to call an imaginary locksmith.
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#SextingWentWrongWhen She shared the same name in my directory as my boss
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#SextingWentWrongWhen the preacher finds out, you're sexting his wife and he threatens to get the big guy involved.
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#SextingWentWrongWhen you go to meet him in person and then find out how much he is into skin care.... https://t.co/0ILxEZ4qzU
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"#SextingWentWrongWhen him: "I just want to take all your clothes off" me: "Please fold them neatly"
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#SextingWentWrongWhen my cat came over and started watching
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#SextingWentWrongWhen Predictive text changed 'I'm shopping with my sister' to 'showering', and she replied 'Mmm, that's so hot'
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#SextingWentWrongWhen they said "on a scale from Jon Hamm to Idris Elba, what are we looking at here?"
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#SextingWentWrongWhen Every single time Anthony Weiner was left alone with a cell phone
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#SextingWentWrongWhen you realise you sexted your cousin by mistake, but they got into this game
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