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#ihatepokemongobecause it still won't open for me.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I like to be aware of my surroundings and I don't enjoy keeping my nose in my phone. #plusimlazy
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause assholes are in my house
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause some of the Pokémons are really hard to catch on the first try https://t.co/wzOgpjUdCG
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I caught my first pokemon while sitting naked in the tiger.Since then I can't stop #PokemonGO https://t.co/n0bsp43nD0
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#NowPlaying Don't Shoot (I'm a Man) by @DEVO - https://t.co/9ilDvPExkB - Buy it https://t.co/6gKOVVcUr0
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#AfterAFewDrinks things start coming off and I post pics using SnapChat filters.
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Beauty starts in your head, not in your mirror. - Joubert Botha #quote
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Except GOP cherry pick rights...2nd Amendment matters but 4th doesn't..Religion matters but not Establishment clause https://t.co/3aJrFOX0Tb
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Un-bake my heart #SongsHannibalWouldSing
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I can't fight this feeling anymore! I gotta eat ya, man
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#SongsHannibalWouldSing Under pressure cooker
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#MyOlympicSportWouldBe Spotting the Jew !! Actually he's on the left.... The guy on the right is a sheriff https://t.co/qJSi2NW41B
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#MyOlympicSportWouldBe doping. If everyone is doing it, I'm going to be the best at it
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#MyOlympicSportWouldBe running from all the things that my audience hurls at me. https://t.co/yrvlzCNKlw https://t.co/9Xkp6WgzQY
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