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#MyOlympicSportWouldBe Random feats of "Look how strong I am" followed by walking it off stooped over.
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“Solar Scrape Birthday” #Spotify Playlist .@FuckButtons = @blanckmass @ndrewhung - https://t.co/DDEa33BwKc #SNRTG https://t.co/fRq5Ts6GFA
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#MyOlympicSportWouldBe not believing to Hillary
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#WeedsIllegalBut it's legal in Washington State!
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#WeedsIllegalBut I don't smoke anymore
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#ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom See how long it takes for the staff to realize you've committed suicide.
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#WeedsIllegalBut who gives a flip
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#WeedsIllegalBut you learn to deal. Like 1st time I smuggled weed into jail in my ass I learned you're s'posed to put it in a baggie first.
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.@ALawRadio what about all commercials with Dan and Dan the decathaletes before the games and then one of them fails ti make the team
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#WeedsIllegalBut it won't kill you like prescription drugs will.
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#WeedsIllegalBut not at my house. ☁️
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Smoke some WEED! #ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom
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#ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom in my Sperm Bank would be to think about making an early deposit - W⚓️
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Protect @tlcPrincess selfies at all costs #ReasonsCanadaShouldBuildAWall
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My college baseball statistics. Rather mediocre, honestly. I'd sign them for you, but you'd lose money in a trade. #ThingsInTheMuseumOfMe
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#ObamasWishList Marcos' stolen gold and a few shoes for the lil' FLOTUS
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