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#AsPresidentIWill suggest Americans support & execute a Writ of Mandamus at the end of my term. Kick EVERYONE out. https://t.co/7HAt8pgJUy
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#AsPresidentIWill … let me think… I don't wanna be president
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#AsPresidentIWill reform the police and will let them use only non-lethal weapons
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#AsPresidentIWill give anyone's home to native Americans who says that white Europeans stole their land
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#AsPresidentIWill throw you in Guantanamo bay for not laughing at my jokes. #CockMeatSandwiches
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#AsPresidentIWill reform the police and will let them use only non-lethal weapons
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#AsPresidentIWill make sure all women are treated equally in the kitchen............
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#AsPresidentIWill make sure all women are treated equally in the kitchen............
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#AsPresidentIWill will say "Thank you, I'll be here all week" after every press conference.
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#AsPresidentIWill make sure no baby Penguin goes without a stripper for their twenty first birthday.
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#AsPresidentIWill double the tax on luxury yachts, fancy condos and horrible music and halve the tax on alcohol and lottery winnings
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#AsPresidentIWill golf a lot, affairs. Vacays Hawaii, Cam David. You know.
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#AsPresidentIWill fuck this country up more but won't sneak around your back and do it.
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