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#AsPresidentIWill completely lose touch as to what it means to live paycheck to paycheck
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#AsPresidentIWill make it a 3 day weekend every weekend... We deserve it! �
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#AsPresidentIWill build a wall around the US, to prevent these weird homo terrorists from getting in. #safetyfirst https://t.co/1qb0hanIl9
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#AsPresidentIWill grow back the hair I cut off to trick people into not thinking I am a hippie.
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#AsPresidentIWill make it a 3 day weekend every weekend... We deserve it! �
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#AsPresidentIWill be more than just POTUS
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#AsPresidentIWill provide the safety of every US citizen, will reform educational system and decrease military spendings!
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#Aspresidentiwill put a bunch of natives in the white house. stompdance on the lawn aye!!! we in there!
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#AsPresidentIWill legalise weed.Thus rendering all drugs cartels broke
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#AsPresidentIWill designate seasons by McDonalds Shakes; Arctic Orange Summer, McMinty Spring, etc....
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#AsPresidentIWill give up drinking. I hope.
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#AsPresidentIWill Give Everyone Everything For Free& No One Works Ever Again! Oh And Free, Free, Free, No Work, My Policital Revolution! ;)
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#AsPresidentIWill institute the flat tax the tea baggers push, then sit back & enjoy their reaction when they realize their taxes went up
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#AsPresidentIWill make sure Kanye West leaves the country like he said & takes the Kardashians with him
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#AsPresidentIWill Get Rid Of All The Haters In America. (So Basically All The Republicans)
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#AsPresidentIWill Rebrand the CIA! I'd make them family friendly and let Disney takeover... Disney's more ruthless �
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#AsPresidentIWill provide the safety of every US citizen, will reform educational system and decrease military spendings!
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#AsPresidentIWill start my own punk-rock band right in the White House. Things can't get worse anyway
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#AsPresidentIWill Make the NSA help people restore their lost passwords
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#AsPresidentIWill fuck you all up and then claim it's someone else's fault. I've seen this working for a president
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#AsPresidentIWill quit lying about everything I'm up to. I'll hire Hillary to do that for me
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#AsPresidentIWill finally make cops do their job, make courts do their job and make everyone DO their goddamn job!
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#AsPresidentIWill nuke the sh*t out of ISIS and all their allies once and for all
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