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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#howtoescapeadate Call 911 and say that there's a creep following you and he won't leave.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Go out bathroom window.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Share your Amway story.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate never go on one, checkmate losers
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate bring my crew https://t.co/uReYmmbMNL
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Tell him he's a much better kisser than daddy. #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Start breastfeeding a kitten you brought with yourself #HowToEscapeADate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate bring my crew https://t.co/uReYmmbMNL
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@daileyjadon   ·  13 Feb 2017
Open Tinder and start swiping for a new match #HowToEscapeADate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate: Talk about your chronic yeast infections.
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@fameonyoubitch   ·  13 Feb 2017
Strip in front of everyone in the restaurant and the date will disappear itself #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Spit on the table at the restaurant, then scream "my people deserve better than this"
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@fameonyoubitch   ·  13 Feb 2017
Join Snowden in Russia #HowToEscapeADate
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@daileyjadon   ·  13 Feb 2017
#HowToEscapeADate Spill a drink on yourself….ooops
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Astral projection. #HowToEscapeADate
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@danageezus   ·  13 Feb 2017
Tell him that horoscope said that you are a perfect match #HowToEscapeADate
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@loragreeen   ·  13 Feb 2017
Sorry, couldn’t make up an excuse, bye #HowToEscapeADate
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@daileyjadon   ·  13 Feb 2017
Take a rat with you #HowToEscapeADate
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@danageezus   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Tell them you have Touretts, and randomly scream "Gold Digging Thunder Cunt" at them #HowToEscapeADate
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@kathiemrr   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate let them know what's NOT on the menu... https://t.co/B0YlDSaev1
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Tell them you have Touretts, and randomly scream "Gold Digging Thunder Cunt" at them #HowToEscapeADate
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@danageezus   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Light up a crack pipe and say: "We gonna have fun tonight....." #HowToEscapeADate
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@fameonyoubitch   ·  13 Feb 2017
Smell like a rat #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Sorry, my princess calls on me.
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@daileyjadon   ·  13 Feb 2017
Tell him/her that you don’t like meat #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate tell them of this great AIDS medication you've just started using
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Light up a crack pipe and say: "We gonna have fun tonight....." #HowToEscapeADate
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@meggieoneil   ·  13 Feb 2017
Pretend you`r dead #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Ask them to sign the divorce papers #HowToEscapeADate
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@danageezus   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate tell them of this great AIDS medication you've just started using
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