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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob tell the Boss to get his own cuppa
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Get drunk over the weekend and send him a fucked-up raging email...
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob call Russia
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Ask for a raise after two weeks #HowToLoseYourJob
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Send a mass email that asks 'Which countries do not have an extradition treaty? Asking for a friend.' #HowToLoseYourJob
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob let your boss discover your @
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@lughhalley   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Keep playing hashtag games instead of working
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@lughhalley   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob 4 day weekends...every weekend.
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@lughhalley   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Tell your boss to sit on it and hand 'en a thumbtack
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@lughhalley   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Tell the boss you're suffering from anal glaucoma and you just can't see your ass coming into work today #HowToLoseYourJob
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@lughhalley   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Change the fire drill to a Battle Royale / Hunger games event https://t.co/dBHZZV6zFn
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@lughhalley   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Send texts to a Russian Ambassador promising to lift sanctions.
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@lughhalley   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob show up with your 5 kids aka dogs since you couldn't find a sitter
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@lughhalley   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob disagree with SJWs and get doxed
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@notritahart   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob when the customers ask what you recommend, tell them 'the place across the street'
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@notritahart   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Anytime a customer asks for their change tell them that we could all use a little change, segue into singing All-Star #howtoloseyourjob
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@notritahart   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Loosely interpret your contract
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@amandavgreen   ·  15 Feb 2017
#howtoloseyourjob Let your boss read your tweets on twitter. ^.^
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob disagree with SJWs and get doxed
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob show up with your 5 kids aka dogs since you couldn't find a sitter
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@dickyirwin   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Tell your boss what you REALLY think of her. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@dickyirwin   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Have sex with your boss and then leave him (true story) #HowToLoseYourJob
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
Let out a massive sigh every time you are asked to do something #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/RHXoqY87YI
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Talk about your boss on Twitter
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Lost mine when I decided I could run it better than the twat that was doing it and told him so in no uncertain terms!
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
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doing your job while others don't #HowToLoseYourJob
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob quit because company owner is so bad owner's brother is willing to pay costs if you beat him up
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob break the coffee machine
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Declare it "Speak like a Pirate" month.
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Throw all the clothes on the floor and refuse to clean #HowToLoseYourJob
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