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@jmscoxxx   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Get caught masturbating in your office
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@donnielmiller   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Show up naked and on drugs, not to work, to your boss' house.
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@jmscoxxx   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob put your real picture on Twitter along with how you feel about things
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@meggieoneil   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob. Take a shit on your boss's desk.
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@queenofthewo   ·  15 Feb 2017
Being a complete asshole #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/ZTVSMbkKzF
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@donnielmiller   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Have a conference call with one of those late night 800 numbers
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
Say and do anything you'd like on your last day of work...as an added bonus when done correctly the noncompete is void #HowToLoseYourJob
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@meggieoneil   ·  15 Feb 2017
Put vodka in your water bottle. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
Get caught urinating in the tub of pickles #HowToLoseYourJob
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@aiden7757   ·  15 Feb 2017
Remember when your boss said "We want you to feel comfortable here"? #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/cwfSSkNLJ6
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@aiden7757   ·  15 Feb 2017
Go full 1998 @steveaustinBSR on your boss. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
Ask your boss when his wife is going to give your boxershorts back #HowToLoseYourJob
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@claudia42kern   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Hide your cocaine bags in your boss' suitcase
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@aiden7757   ·  15 Feb 2017
#howtoloseyourjob Offer free mustache rides to all your customers/clients/co-workers. https://t.co/Ufscg9LDuX
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@amandavgreen   ·  15 Feb 2017
do exactly what you want to do exactly how you want to do it when they question you tell them noone questions greatness #HowToLoseYourJob
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@cascaseyp   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Let your boss know who you voted for.
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@cassieweltch   ·  15 Feb 2017
Send a mass email that asks 'Which countries do not have an extradition treaty? Asking for a friend.' #HowToLoseYourJob
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@notritahart   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Wander around the office and look in everyone trash can. if asked respond with Oh I'm just trying… https://t.co/bGjEHjhcNb
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@puredavie   ·  15 Feb 2017
#howtoloseyourjob Let your boss read your tweets on twitter. ^.^
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@calebpaar   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Talk about your boss on Twitter
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@lughhalley   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob ask your boss if he's looking to buy drugs.
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