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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Teach the children at the daycare curse words only https://t.co/iGX5Jv8S6w
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Have secret phone calls with Russian officials. #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/ut4IqaWOf6
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#howtoloseyourjob ask your boss, 'did your wife like the sex I sent her?'
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Tell the boss you're suffering from anal glaucoma and you just can't see your ass coming into work today #HowToLoseYourJob
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Lost mine when I decided I could run it better than the twat that was doing it and told him so in no uncertain terms!
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  15 Feb 2017
Prove your productivity. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@meggieoneil   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Butt dial the boss' wife on speaker while you're in a meeting!
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@notritahart   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob - Bring In A Note From Your Mom Saying You Don't Have To Participate
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob disagree with SJWs and get doxed
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob play hashtag games all day
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob show up with your 5 kids aka dogs since you couldn't find a sitter
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Change the fire drill to a Battle Royale / Hunger games event https://t.co/dBHZZV6zFn
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob 4 day weekends...every weekend.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Put it "somewhere safe".
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@lughhalley   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Keep playing hashtag games instead of working
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@ericarutter   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Shia Labeouf style art installation
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@aiden7757   ·  15 Feb 2017
3 words- naked customer service #HowToLoseYourJob
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@cascaseyp   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob insult your boss with big words https://t.co/SSSzKsb1v9
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@jeanettedbolden   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob when sitting in bosses office, stare at his daughter's picture.
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@loragreeen   ·  15 Feb 2017
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@cassieweltch   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Show up w/ a tie on casual Friday. Just a tie
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@aiden7757   ·  15 Feb 2017
Always complain that it's not your turn to make the coffee... even though you work at a Starbucks #HowToLoseYourJob
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@mr_clampin   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Shuffle Donald' s hair
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Spend the whole day on your phone playing the hashtag game. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
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I lost my job as a Male stripper - I just couldn't bare it anymore. #howtoloseyourjob
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@ericarutter   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Ask your boss his opinion as to who he thinks has the biggest dong and use hidden urinal cam shots to back up your pick
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@kencannone   ·  15 Feb 2017
Tell the boss what you think of him/her without the words "with all due respect.."#HowToLoseYourJob
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Tell customers how you really feel #HowToLoseYourJob
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob send dick pics instead of reports
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob 1. Manage a box manufacturing facility 2. Think outside the box.
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