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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob quit because company owner is so bad owner's brother is willing to pay costs if you beat him up
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#howtoloseyourjob refuse to share any pics of your newborn baby
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@amandavgreen   ·  15 Feb 2017
Insist on seeing no pants November through #HowToLoseYourJob
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@fameonyoubitch   ·  15 Feb 2017
i know that you know the guac is extra, but do you know how extra you're being right now? #HowToLoseYourJob
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Keep playing hashtag games instead of working
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@aiden7757   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Being responsible for arranging an assassination attempt on your boss https://t.co/73ULp7rwBI
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@jeanettedbolden   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Eat the boss's lunch and replace it with a cup of lima beans and a note that says "HA HA"
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob 4 day weekends...every weekend.
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
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Have secret phone calls with Russian officials. #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/ut4IqaWOf6
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
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#HowToLoseYourJob Put it "somewhere safe".
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@aiden7757   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Give your friends free food or free merchandise when they visit your store
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@cassieweltch   ·  15 Feb 2017
#howtoloseyourjob When your boss isn't seeing the sexy.. https://t.co/b0hc7Ba43L
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@jeanettedbolden   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob be brutally honest and make your boss cry
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@jeanettedbolden   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Let the customer know that they are not right
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@queenofthewo   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Ghost your work because hashtag games ain't gonna play themselves.
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@queenofthewo   ·  15 Feb 2017
You can't loose your job if you never had one in the first place #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/JG7nGCC3zn
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@cascaseyp   ·  15 Feb 2017
#howtoloseyourjob Tell your boss to shove it up his arse. It really works
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@claudia42kern   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob ordering "sexy office sluts" on pay per view on the office tv
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@queenofthewo   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob sleep with, then break up with, the boss's daughter
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@ericarutter   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Wash it with your socks.
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@amandavgreen   ·  15 Feb 2017
Ask for a raise after two weeks #HowToLoseYourJob
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  15 Feb 2017
In answer to any questions, simply respond with, "I like waffles." ANY question. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@annieposhes   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob place a can of tuna fish under supervisors truck seat on summer day
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@queenofthewo   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Ask to be paid what men are paid.
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@cascaseyp   ·  15 Feb 2017
Give me a paperclip and I'll MacGuyver my way to unemployment. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
Feed your customers dog food. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@annieposhes   ·  15 Feb 2017
#howtoloseyourjob ...ignore the first rule of "Office Fight Club."....Fuckin' Lewis!!
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@meggieoneil   ·  15 Feb 2017
Say the same things to people in the office as I say to you guys on here. #howtoloseyourjob
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@tess_snider   ·  15 Feb 2017
Troll your boss #HowToLoseYourJob
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@annieposhes   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Tell your boss she'd look good in a burkha
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