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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would spell it 'Cruise'.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd be Ted in Ted3
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@trytofinditout   ·  4 May 2016
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Why does he copy me??? #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/Za1V35C9RL
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would be afraid of the sun light https://t.co/6NcVi4tZFm
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd pray to God that if Trump goes on to become president that this happens to avoid Armageddon: https://t.co/Of3vk3N4l5
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd blame God
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd stop telling the joke about 'The one armed Fisherman' https://t.co/VuqakIabJp
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd lobby to be the next Apprentice .... I mean Vice President
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@trytofinditout   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd be praying that my father, Lord Satan, didn't punish me too hard for my abject failure.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd go to Trump rallies to put "kick me" signs on people's backs.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd look worse coming out than going in
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd find a girl to kiss https://t.co/kOdipqpfEy
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@trytofinditout   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd start taking social interaction classes.....holy shit https://t.co/2R1cuclvh4
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@trytofinditout   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would sue Fiorina for indecent singing in public.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd stop telling the joke about 'The one armed Fisherman' https://t.co/VuqakIabJp
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd apologize to ONE MEREDITH SILVERMAN in Bakersfield 'cause now he's not gon' make us famous.� https://t.co/70kDnQ2212
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd fuck a tub of garlic mayonnaise. Because that's what #TedCruz does.
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@trytofinditout   ·  4 May 2016
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Move back to Canada. #IfIWereTedCruz
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would go back to 1313 Mockingbird Lane where Marilyn is the weird one
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd think aboot how I wimped out last night
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@trytofinditout   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd go back to spending Canadough
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd be Ted in Ted3
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would spell it 'Cruise'.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd keep running... and running... because too many people would like to catch me
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd announce my Supreme Court Justice nomination next.
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@trytofinditout   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd head back to the Senate fully dedicated to being Mitch McConnel's worst nightmare
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would wear a costume for a while.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz That would ruin my Cinco de Mayo celebration tomorrow.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd have time to stand around now too. https://t.co/K1vg5qgvTo
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz go home and try to get my old job back https://t.co/5zTS7mUeuT
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