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1,025 tweets using #ifiweretedcruz (page 13 of 35)

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@trytofinditout   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I’d change the clothes so people can differ me from you know who
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd start taking social interaction classes.....holy shit https://t.co/2R1cuclvh4
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz in a movie I would played by Scott Timberg
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd order a large margarita with salt on the ring...er...rim.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd build a time machine, go back to my infancy and try again to become a feeling human being.
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would go back to 1313 Mockingbird Lane where Marilyn is the weird one
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would have leg dropped my wife instead of just an elbow https://t.co/wKpzFkpbpp
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@gab1aldana   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would stay at home and never get out…wait, that’s what I’m doing now!
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would pretend I am a true believer https://t.co/JiwKv7fxOe
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd go back to spending Canadough
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd charge by the hour to impersonate granpa munster https://t.co/QmzM3bSYfy
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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Why does he copy me??? #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/Za1V35C9RL
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#ifIweretedcruz I would retire my campaign debt on Ebay https://t.co/3rEv5dVvUS
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd have time to stand around now too. https://t.co/K1vg5qgvTo
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz my real name would be Rafael ���
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#ifIweretedcruz I would retire my campaign debt on Ebay https://t.co/3rEv5dVvUS
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd of just stuck with being a serial killer and left the political environment long ago.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would have sex scandal with my wife https://t.co/uvF6nCwd1j
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd take my loss like a man and give respect to the victor https://t.co/nYgVb2b5fy
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would become a killer when my presidential campaign failed
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd feel like I was taking "Crazy" pills or at least like it was all a bad dream or something. Because, this can't be REAL?
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd still be apologizing to Carly Fiorina for inviting her to the prom then telling her I'm not going.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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No seriously #IfIWereTedCruz, I'd say to myself, "it was a good shot! Maybe we'll try it again next election." #GoodTryTed ��
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would be born really close to the USA
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would opt for "creepy reduction" surgery.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd hold my head up and soldier on, for the good of America! Thank you, @tedcruz
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would be sorry for my face
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd take the blue pill https://t.co/15GUlkR2qc
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would oppose gay rights
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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I would be Rafael Edward #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/ZLHHrUbTgl
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