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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd hold my head up and soldier on, for the good of America! Thank you, @tedcruz
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd just go ahead and finish that bottle of tylonol.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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RT @AndyHashtagger #IfIWereTedCruz I would be in Dark Souls �� https://t.co/xqXspXkrob
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd claim Penelope Cruz is my distant cousin.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz my real name would be Rafael ���
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd apologize to ONE MEREDITH SILVERMAN in Bakersfield 'cause now he's not gon' make us famous.� https://t.co/70kDnQ2212
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would follow in my "president assassinating" father's footsteps.
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I move to Canada
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd build a time machine, go back to my infancy and try again to become a feeling human being.
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd go to Trump rallies to put "kick me" signs on people's backs.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd say to myself, "Ted, ya tried. Ya gave it the good college try. Hey, at least you ... Yeah I got nothin."
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd fuck a tub of garlic mayonnaise. Because that's what #TedCruz does.
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz America would have left me speechless. https://t.co/BT7jLANHX6
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would return that lemonade money to those miserable kids.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd get tattoos and surgery so I could convince people he was calling me Lion Ted. https://t.co/nngumbLsBd
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would have sex scandal with my wife https://t.co/uvF6nCwd1j
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz.. I'd go back to Canada.. We got nothing for you here. #Begone
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd take my loss like a man and give respect to the victor https://t.co/nYgVb2b5fy
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
I would be Rafael Edward #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/ZLHHrUbTgl
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would have leg dropped my wife instead of just an elbow https://t.co/wKpzFkpbpp
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd start looking for work as a model for 1950s men's haircut photographs.
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@traceyhappymom   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would be the inventor of bitcoin
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would stay at home and never get out…wait, that’s what I’m doing now!
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd find my long lost Canadian love. https://t.co/DMmR5Qt8Yp
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I' ll be more individual
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz in a movie I would played by Scott Timberg
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd say to myself, "Ted, ya tried. Ya gave it the good college try. Hey, at least you ... Yeah I got nothin."
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd pull a Kanye West and crash Hillary's acceptance speech.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would be the inventor of bitcoin
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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Ill run in canada and say i didnt know i was a u.s. citizen #IfIWereTedCruz
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