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#INeedALawyerBecause I'm gonna have to deal with the TSA & I just know that lesbian bitch is gonna grope me.
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#INeedALawyerBecause you cant just take babies, throw glasses on them and call them carlos https://t.co/S4aTppjqVY
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#INeedALawyerBecause I was stupid enough to tell her the truth whether that dress made her fat
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#INeedALawyerBecause the idiot in front of me didn't use his turn signal
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#INeedALawyerBecause the idiot in front of me didn't use his turn signal
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#INeedALawyerBecause you cant just take babies, throw glasses on them and call them carlos https://t.co/S4aTppjqVY
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#INeedALawyerBecause I am about to kill the slow drivers who made me late this morning
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#INeedALawyerBecause the toaster had the warning "Not to be used as a flotation device". I tried anyway and want to sue
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#INeedALawyerBecause Shaggy thinks I plagiarised one of his songs, but it wasn't me.
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#INeedALawyerBecause I paid for my homeowners insurance for a reason and I'm sick of corporate America shitting on #domesticviolence victims
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#INeedALawyerBecause Shaggy thinks I plagiarised one of his songs, but it wasn't me.
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#INeedALawyerBecause the toaster had the warning "Not to be used as a flotation device". I tried anyway and want to sue
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#INeedALawyerBecause I'm in the middle of a case against my condo association and my lawyer seems too busy for me
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#INeedALawyerBecause...what? Why? What I do? I think I need a lawyer?!
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#INeedALawyerBecause apparently i can't say what i want in more than 140 characters
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#INeedALawyerBecause I exercised my God given right to control my own labor by not baking someone a cake
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#INeedALawyerBecause my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I've taught them and I've tried to charge but they won't pay
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