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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause my erection has lasted well over 4 hours. Maybe I should have consulted my doctor or pharmacist
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I stabbed a man for putting salt in his grits!
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@booth_prince   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause the glass just slipped out of my hands! https://t.co/empNPK3mvw
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@booth_prince   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I'm gonna have to deal with the TSA & I just know that lesbian bitch is gonna grope me.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause everyone needs a lawyer
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause of my logic https://t.co/KNUG4Cn2i2
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause The judge isn't impressed with "I stand corrected, OKAY?"
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I'm gonna have to deal with the TSA & I just know that lesbian bitch is gonna grope me.
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@booth_prince   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause everyone else has one!
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause theres so much blood https://t.co/PuDJ7GTUIU @WorldOfHashtags https://t.co/YHsmzYQszd
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause my ex-boyfriend demands all his presents back
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause the idiot in front of me didn't use his turn signal
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@andyhashtagger   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I was stupid enough to tell her the truth whether that dress made her fat
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause Chewbacca is my only hope for staying out of prison https://t.co/glgHm0gX52
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause some ass at work microwaved fish for the 3rd day in a row
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@andyhashtagger   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause I want to sue against government’s stupidity
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause you cant just take babies, throw glasses on them and call them carlos https://t.co/S4aTppjqVY
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@booth_prince   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I plead the fifth https://t.co/MnrPagBA3g
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I am going to protest against Trump https://t.co/27jmACLt5T
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause your mama is so fat I'm gonna sue her for violating my personal space from any corner on the planet
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@booth_prince   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause of these criminal jokes.......
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I am about to kill the slow drivers who made me late this morning
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause we CEO's need someone to talk to and can't be seen with a therapist.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I exercised my God given right to control my own labor by not baking someone a cake
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause that guy stole my sandwich https://t.co/rtgF09vaXR
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@booth_prince   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I removed a tag from a mattress
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause of my logic https://t.co/KNUG4Cn2i2
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause This glove might fit .... https://t.co/RpaWIyVF52
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@booth_prince   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause that guy stole my sandwich https://t.co/rtgF09vaXR
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause neighbour's cat is a father of my cat's kittens https://t.co/wd5QkNmqF2
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