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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad WHERE HE CAN PUT HIS TOOLS I ALWAYS STEP ON WHEN HE DOESN'T PUT THEM AWAY #HappyFathersDay https://t.co/dFjqqPKJjm
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I eventually make radio a bit louder for him to hear the Dodgers game. He's not getting younger and I love him
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad he would've had grandkids much earlier if it weren't for his Penthouse magazines.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I think he doesn't get politics at all
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I eventually make radio a bit louder for him to hear the Dodgers game. He's not getting younger and I love him
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I eventually make radio a bit louder for him to hear the Dodgers game. He's not getting younger and I love him
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad that I seed all my downloaded torrents... because I care
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad 1) Where to purchase ammonium nitrate by the ton 2) Nuclear launch codes 3) I voted for Obama. Twice.
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That I've heard all his stories 10 times before #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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How much i hate the fact that i feel like im turning into him with various things #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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Your teen granddaughter (my kid) cleared your nasty browser history... W.T.F. Dad ew no whyyy you 60! Just no.. #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad yes, you look older than 5 years ago He's the best and the most handsome man ever I love him so much Happy #FathersDay
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I have in depth political convos wit a gaysupremacist on twitter resulting in massive meme magik
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Retweeted RuinedJRuff (@Ruin2day): #ThingsIWontTellMyDad he would've had grandkids much earlier if it weren't for his Penthouse magazines.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad yes, you look older than 5 years ago He's the best and the most handsome man ever I love him so much Happy #FathersDay
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Out of 100,000 over sperm u were the fastest? #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad The camera was on when he was trying on mom's sweaters.
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