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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad That I heard him singing Mamma Mia in the shower and it was hillarious
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad He knows everything, he's like a human lie detector.Only a fool would lie to him or to me for that matter #PeasInAPod
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it was 15 year old me who broke your coffee machine, not the dog #ThingsIWontTellMyDad https://t.co/Nn7mWdad2Q
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I had my first beer a lot earlier than my 21st birthday. https://t.co/P1CkBevMrq
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I'm glad I got my dad's sense of humor, not body type #HappyFathersDay #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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Mom doesn't love you, she's just with you cause you have a HBO & Showtime subscription. #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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I'm glad I got my dad's sense of humor, not body type #HappyFathersDay #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad Why did you abandon me?
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad that I seed all my downloaded torrents... because I care
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad "I am a alcoholic just like you, my shades are cooler than yours and my smarts are better than yours. Steve is mine."
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I'm glad I got my dad's sense of humor, not body type #HappyFathersDay #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I have a twitter account
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I caught u cheating
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad...I wish he had make more kids...but am happy am the only 1������⌚�
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad mama said that is better you call BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR
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My GF & I broke the "three feet on the floor" rule when we were "studying" on June 25 1997 #ThingsIWontTellMyDad https://t.co/5KgBuL2OH3
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad Anything politically correct. He can't stand bullshit for more than 5 sec then just switches to 'exterminate' mode
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad WHERE HE CAN PUT HIS TOOLS I ALWAYS STEP ON WHEN HE DOESN'T PUT THEM AWAY #HappyFathersDay https://t.co/dFjqqPKJjm
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