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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad that I covered my homework in meat paste to Encourage the Neighbour's Dog to Eat it
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad Exactly how many times as a 13 yr old I drove his 1970 Mustang Mach1 whilst he was working
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad finding your porn stash has cost me plenty in therapy
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad finding your porn stash has cost me plenty in therapy
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad Exactly how many times as a 13 yr old I drove his 1970 Mustang Mach1 whilst he was working
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad That I've been using his credit card to buy stuff… but eventually I pay it back so..
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad His methods of parenting didn't work really great for me https://t.co/CzRoadwRCY
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I only watch #GameOfThrones for the Porn... and not interested in EPIC Wars or Swords
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad My father in law thinks 80s disco music and @Nickelback are both acceptable. Dont have the heart to tell him smh.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I fucked my sister. Since we're from Mississippi he can get jealous and shoot my ass off
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I'm more comfortable saying I love you to my cat
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I fucked my sister. Since we're from Mississippi he can get jealous and shoot my ass off
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I really think he's not my real father
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I'm Addicted to Hashtag Games, if I did, he only hear "I'm addicted to Hash..." then all Hell would break Loose
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I'm more comfortable saying I love you to my cat
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad that much as I loved playing rugby when growing up , it fucking hurts and I did just want some time not training
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I fucked my sister. Since we're from Mississippi he can get jealous and shoot my ass off
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I'm more comfortable saying I love you to my cat
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