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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad fanny packs and sandals with socks are hella cool.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I think his views on politics and world relations are the dumbest thing i've ever heard. Good man, just ignorant views
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He's now at the age where he repeats the same 3 stories. #thingsiwonttellmydad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad you're a real mr. mom
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I think his views on politics and world relations are the dumbest thing i've ever heard. Good man, just ignorant views
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad His methods of parenting didn't work really great for me https://t.co/CzRoadwRCY
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad he was right about all of my boyfriends every single time
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad Exactly how many times as a 13 yr old I drove his 1970 Mustang Mach1 whilst he was working
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad finding your porn stash has cost me plenty in therapy
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I bought you UGG slippers
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad what whiskey is now in his $300 Johnnie Walker King George V bottle
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad that I covered my homework in meat paste to Encourage the Neighbour's Dog to Eat it
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad that I covered my homework in meat paste to Encourage the Neighbour's Dog to Eat it
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad that I covered my homework in meat paste to Encourage the Neighbour's Dog to Eat it
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I fucked my sister. Since we're from Mississippi he can get jealous and shoot my ass off
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad That #GameOfThrones has nothing to do with American History or Wars.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad he was right about all of my ex boyfriends every single time�
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His steaks are overcooked. Never tell dad his grilling is bad - that's dangerous. Just chew and smile #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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