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@adrienne_gg   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI daydream myself to sleep, thinking about how wonderful it would be if I had a successful career. And a nice haircut.
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@adrienne_gg   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI start race riots so I can go loot.
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@brightandglory   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI avoid doing what needs to be done until my mom can't take it anymore and does it for me.
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@brightandglory   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI crapped my pants... actually it was grade one. I was wearing a yellow pant suit and the teacher called my mom to come get me
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@brightandglory   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI cupped my hand over my eye, complained loudly, then bounced a ping-pong ball w ketchup on it.
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@brightandglory   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI could NOT answer the phone when they call.
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@curtisbigman   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI became a refugee in Germany https://t.co/nJh2MMTbGP
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@dannythehappies   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI play the girl card...I can cry on demand
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@dickyirwin   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI walk around with the sign on my shirt "don't even ask"
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@hellieedwards   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI am an artist, a lover, a devourer of beauty and style, a creator of splendidness, a beautiful mind until I wake up.
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@hellieedwards   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI start race riots so I can go loot.
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  5 Sep 2016
#toavoidworki Photoshop a lot of funny pictures https://t.co/vgq8pAisaD
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI let my grass get so high that it pisses off my neighbors and THEY mow it.
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI play the girl card...I can cry on demand
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI claim I have anal glaucoma. I can't see my azz coming into work today. https://t.co/mDh8KrIbJy
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI get daddy to give me a small loan of a few million dollars. https://t.co/ym4zvkeIex
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Watch the laser show https://t.co/31Ps136JnL
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI don't go. Redundancy, yo! #Coin
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#toavoidworki travel to a fifth dimension beyond that which is know to man. https://t.co/MG0Gap3vVK
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI buy disposable utensils.
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI keep myself ignorant of specialized technical skills, which would destroy my undefeated "I don't know how to" argument.
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend to be rich every morning until I run out of coffee money
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI "Get your customers involved in the details" https://t.co/91XJ9K8Fht
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI start every sentence with the word "Not".
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@loragreeen   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI break my leg
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@adrienne_gg   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI sustain crippling injuries; the last having sex with your mama, put me in this wheelchair.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI am getting depressed
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@bgarner2107   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI call in a bomb threat.
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@brightandglory   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI move country to country so I can enjoy their national holidays...
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@brightandglory   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI usually work harder than if I'd just done the work. https://t.co/vn14F5WY34
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