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#ToAvoidWorkI roll in to the parking lot with the them song from the Exorcist on blast wearing a priest suit
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#ToAvoidWorkI find a reason to stay at home
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#ToAvoidWorkI got arrested. Now i have free food,a gym and friends.
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#ToAvoidWorkI get fired. - Works every time.
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#ToAvoidWorkI Hire people train them give them tools materials pay them well and give them benefits So why am I so tired?
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#ToAvoidWorkI keep myself ignorant of specialized technical skills, which would destroy my undefeated "I don't know how to" argument.
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#ToAvoidWorkI cupped my hand over my eye, complained loudly, then bounced a ping-pong ball w ketchup on it.
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#ToAvoidWorkI chuck wood at wood chucks & hurl antisemitic slurs at them in Spanish without wearing any pants.
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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend breakfast "didn't sit well", go into restroom stall and Twitter on my phone.
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#ToAvoidWorkI bring a pillow to work and sleep at my drdk. I meant sleep on my forklift
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#ToAvoidWorkI make milkshake that brings all the boys to my yard! Once there I charge them to leave!
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#ToAvoidWorkI say i'm too sick that i can't even get up from the bed
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#ToAvoidWorkI became a TSA employ TSA (To Stand Around)
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#ToAvoidWorkI cover my naked body with pig poop while singing Nickleback tickets.
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#ToAvoidWorkI cupped my hand over my eye, complained loudly, then bounced a ping-pong ball w ketchup on it.
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