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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend to be rich every morning until I run out of coffee money
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#ToAvoidWorkI Demand that my employer call me, and confirm I have a Job
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#ToAvoidWorkI say a relative has passed. Whether it's passed away or passed gas is none of their business
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#ToAvoidWorkI Run For Congress
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#ToAvoidWorkI will scab everyone else's job because working gives me freedom
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#ToAvoidWorkI take hour long visits to the restroom. Company WiFi, company time, my paradise-
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#ToAvoidWorkI crapped my pants... actually it was grade one. I was wearing a yellow pant suit and the teacher called my mom to come get me
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#ToAvoidWorkI don't drive anywhere because then, I'd actually need more money.
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#ToAvoidWorkI tell the Boss I'm getting new clients through tweeting. �
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#ToAvoidWorkI keep myself ignorant of specialized technical skills, which would destroy my undefeated "I don't know how to" argument.
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#ToAvoidWorkI cover my naked body with pig poop while singing Nickleback tickets.
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#ToAvoidWorkI Hire people train them give them tools materials pay them well and give them benefits So why am I so tired?
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#ToAvoidWorkI frequent the 2 Pokéstops that surround my office.
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#ToAvoidWorkI move country to country so I can enjoy their national holidays...
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