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@brightandglory   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI create "system issues"
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@brightandglory   ·  5 Sep 2016
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@chrixchase   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI pass out drunk.
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@dominicvalent   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI daydream about my bucket list, going tuna fishing, sailing on the ocean, going to tree top adventures like tarzan
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@hellieedwards   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI tell them I'm not the employee they are looking for https://t.co/CJtpz0PAgu
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@hellieedwards   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend like I have to study something https://t.co/HrE5vU1I8v
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@hellieedwards   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI talk to the customers... https://t.co/2mphMJUYh0
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@hellieedwards   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend to be schizophrenic in job interviews.
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@heyheyhailey   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI drink heavily on a work night
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@hipppo_   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI have a Plan B in case Plan A fails.
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI just lose a few emails. https://t.co/perpvPFULH
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI send my cat to work instead of me https://t.co/LyYPwzdAeJ
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI cupped my hand over my eye, complained loudly, then bounced a ping-pong ball w ketchup on it.
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI bring my rap sheet to all my interviews
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI don't go. Redundancy, yo! #Coin
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI crapped my pants... actually it was grade one. I was wearing a yellow pant suit and the teacher called my mom to come get me
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI come up with excuses to lay in bed all day
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Go to a movie…I went to ‘have a lunch’ but in fact I went to a movie. No one noticed...
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#toavoidworki remember the best moments of my summer and I can't bethink no one
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@melvinsroberts   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI shoot my foot. - Worked in Nam.
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@babyjannymeow   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI quit it's that simple
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@dickyirwin   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI lick coworkers on the face.
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@hellieedwards   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI sustain crippling injuries; the last having sex with your mama, put me in this wheelchair.
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@hellieedwards   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend not to understand technology https://t.co/St7Z9EZWR7
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI circulated a good rumor.
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI got elected to Congress
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI take hour long visits to the restroom. Company WiFi, company time, my paradise-
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI crapped my pants... actually it was grade one. I was wearing a yellow pant suit and the teacher called my mom to come get me
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@kencannone   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI cupped my hand over my eye, complained loudly, then bounced a ping-pong ball w ketchup on it.
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@loragreeen   ·  5 Sep 2016
#ToAvoidWorkI act* incompetent so that no one wants my help. *Am
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