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#ImProtestingBecause I support complete and total anarchy. Until it gets too crazy. Then I'm out. Um...I think I want my laws back.
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#ImStillLookingFor the time when the conflicts around the world would get resolved & people would respect each other for whatever they are.
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Feed me, fuck me, forget me. I'm easy.
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Goose feather pillow manufacturer announces new layoffs. Responds to union leader with following remark: "We don't give a duck" @absrdNEWS
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Oops. Forgot to go to church
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#ImProtestingBecause I'm a spoiled brat in college and everyone else is doing it.
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You're weird and creepy and lack basic social skills. I want to lick your face.
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People who dress dogs up in clothes are monsters and must be destroyed.
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#ImStillLookingFor True Love, Romance, and To Be Swept Off My Feet! LOL, Does it Exist?
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Serial killing and chill? - Dexter probably
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Be brave and say the simple, sweet things on your mind. #KindnessMatters
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Cinnamon tequila tastes like poor life choices.
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I'm great at letting things go. *holds balloon string in hand tighter* Him: ...are you going to let it go? YOU LET IT GO!
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#ImProtestingBecause eating delicious , fatty foods made me fat. There should've been a warning label.... Preferably made out of cheese.
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#ImProtestingBecause Im Against picketing but don't know how to show it
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there is no monogamy when it comes to twitter crushes. It should just be called twitter slushes.
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#ImStillLookingFor this L for meek mill, I know I put it somewhere....
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Sleep? Oh, you mean that thing that happens once I overload my brain with thousands of horrible scenarios.
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#ImProtestingBecause there are no sasquatch emojis on my phone....or anywhere! @CliffBarackman
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Oh yes. 2003 Vintage Chardonnay. Delicious. *chugs out of the bottle*
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Thanks but no thanks. Too busy practicing my wax-on/wax-off moves with my breasts.
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I just want to be able to flip forward a few chapters so I know it's going to be okay again.
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Vascular surgeons always have arterial motives...
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#TheLiesOfDepression I'm not the kind of depressed that causes suicide
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#TheLiesOfDepression "Sorry, I have a migraine and can't come today" instead of "Sorry, I don't have the strength to leave my bed today."
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