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2016 Goals 1) Man Child to 2) Fuck Boy to 3) Splenda Daddy to 4) Sugar Daddy Currently Fuck Boy � https://t.co/DHdbfZldxs
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#BadSickDayExcuse ...bridesmaid at @emily_the_gray's wedding to a Nigeria Prince she rescued
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So far this morning I've tweeted, watched tv, puked, had some tea, and put on socks. #MissionAccomplished #2phunE
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I'm so broke I'm just giving family and friends an Xmas card with a coupon cut out from a newspaper. It is the thought that counts, right?
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5 yrs ago I was almost killed. Instead of focusing on what I cannot do, I’ve tried to live without limits. https://t.co/zD0Z6FN26A
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If you need me, I'm always behind the slowest person in the grocery store.
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Hey peeps.. ICYMI.. City to the left.. Gungahlin to the right.. #Canberra #Summernats https://t.co/re14MCT75S
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'@OctopusCaveman @Tony_Secrest @jlseaback Is dead animals a thing? Suddenlyn blocked by the entire twitter community...deb is really gone�'
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#IfIWasntHashtagging I would be in a poo flinging contest with the monkeys at the zoo
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Imagine shopping with me... Wrong. More bad puns and pointing out things you could fit a body in :D
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What is the Mountain of Butterflies? 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know https://t.co/VUjHM52LEe
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[Rapper's Anonymous] *Eminem stands up Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?) My name is... Slim Shady Vanilla: HEY! No last names.
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#IfIWasntHashtagging I would try to get my dog to fuck a duck so I could have a pet platypus.
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#IfIWasntHashtagging I'd be riding down the beach...naked...on the back of a giraffe.
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Thanks for the birthday wishes to those who wished me a happy birthday.
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I think, therefore, I'm fucked...
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Who started this vicious rumor about a 'wrong hole', anyway?
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Happy 94th birthday, Betty White! An icon!
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India is the world's most attractive investment market —@wef @narendramodi #StartupIndia https://t.co/FO1vAdr6FQ https://t.co/7UIolIexVi
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You think Hillary was making military decisions during Benghazi attack? You think Iraq = cheap/easy? @yesnicksearcy https://t.co/dFgXirZCPf
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#ImProtestingBecause heroic men and women died to give me that right.
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