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#HateToBeRudeBut I'd Like To Get By Now! https://t.co/fK8zrkKQSX @HashtagSirens @Pheramuse @CharisseMSRD @danacarvey
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I'm incredibly flattered that my therapist thinks I should be in anger management. I've never even held an entry-level position.
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#ThingsYouShouldntAsk How to lose weight without moving?
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I could have been eating fence while wearing weird costume #ButIWasTweetingInstead https://t.co/bgC2j0BaEt
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When you totally make something up after someone asks how you're doing and they say "I know how you feel" https://t.co/hov3UkBGI7
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#ForTwitters10thBirthday all egg avi's shall be replaced with man buns, which shall be replaced with Cinnabons.
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I could have become a @Pornhub amateur model and they would call me 'Han Solo" #ButIWasTweetingInstead https://t.co/qL7aJnExkr
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Could've gone to bed at a decent hour #ButIWasTweetingInstead! Now #coffee is my only hope at pretending to be a responsible adult today.
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#ForTwitters10thBirthday I'm posting Happy birthday Twitter on Facebook and making people type Amen in the comments
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#ForTwitters10thBirthday I wanted to bake a cake that said #LoveTwitter #ButIWasTweetingInstead @AndyHashtagger
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actual work calls me away i feel me rip it's #WorldPoetryDay one year maybe i'll stay if my words begin to pay #vss https://t.co/L1R6Q2wF7N
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Y'all don't understand how long I have been riding for @rihanna. I will never forget this. She followed me too. #NavyForFuckingLife !!!!!!!
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#ThingsThatDidntBreakMe We still doing ice-bucket challenge or naaaaah ?
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'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' Madonna's 'American Pie' Ian McEwan's 'Amsterdam' Series 3 of 'Sons of Anarchy' #ThingsThatDidntBreakMe
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The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
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