Back to @amandavgreen

All tweets by @amandavgreen (page 17 of 145)

@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#FakeTaxFacts You don't have to pay taxes if you don't want to.
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#FakeTaxFacts With Google Starbucks and Vodafone not paying their share we have to pick up the slack
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#FakeTaxFacts your refund depends on your age. If you're 100, you get 100 times your original refund.
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#FakeTaxFacts The first single of LL Cool J was called "No Taxation Without Representin'"
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#FakeTaxFacts When a CPA talks about you giving them info necessary to make it better "below the line", they're talking about their belts.
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
Candy bars and household plants are deductible as dependants #FakeTaxFacts
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
If you had cosmetic surgery last year, I'm sorry but you cannot write it off, unless you were way ugly at the start. #FakeTaxFacts
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#ItsTimeToThrowOut George Clooney!
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
Raising the capital gains tax is more fair, even if less revenue is generated https://t.co/eJk38DII38 #FakeTaxFacts
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
US Top Trending Hashtags 1:32P EDT #2 #ItsTimeToThrowOut with @HashtagSirens #3 #FakeTaxFacts with @HashFakeFacts
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
Of course Churches pay taxes! #FakeTaxFacts
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  17 Apr 2016
  Retweet
The government doesn't mind if you skip a few years. #FakeTaxFacts
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
If someone invites you to their immaculate, tidy home and says "sorry about the mess", run. They have killed before and they will kill again
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#ILookAtMyLifeAnd I take all the credit
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
'@TimKcomic Oh right my FATHER in a wig >.> <.<'
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#ILookAtMyLifeAnd I realize I've been at school for most of my life!
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
To put a ring on? https://t.co/nflslMgena
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order.
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
楽天で買った、決して安い値段ではない財布が2回使って壊れた。一生楽天で買い物しない。今日はついてないねえ
Region Flag United States / Japanese
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
Wonder who it came out of...could be recycled...Neighbor's dog??? Good luck. https://t.co/21kAEqjcOg
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#RecentStudiesSuggest when it storms the fish are blown out of the water. https://t.co/Seje1IiAFL
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
I know it's weekend twitter but I have to question some of your RT choices.
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#IWouldPodcastA show as an expose on the Junk Science behind the Buttered Toast on a Cat Paradox. https://t.co/vLLJOUewaz
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
I'm your bro #HillaryPickUpLines
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#HillaryPickUpLines I'm not wearing anything under this pant suit.
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
If I'll vote for hillary she would reveal the secret why she is so ugly ? #HillaryPickUpLines
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
A study found that aggressive music, like heavy metal, can make the listener feel inspired and can help regulate emotions.
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
#HillaryPickUpLines Can your girlfriend move like this? https://t.co/HAkEe78bgW
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
Don't let past relationships in life ruin your future happiness. Scars remind us of where we've been, not where we are going.
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@amandavgreen   ·  18 Apr 2016
  Retweet
Periods can become the reason of war #HillaryPickUpLine https://t.co/xUcOwOeiJN
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details