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#MyMondayDemotivation - My phone didn't charge, even electricity hates me.
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#WithoutTheInternetI would have to have grand-maester pycele to tweet my tweets via ravens #GameOfThrones
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* leaves door ajar ajar: meesa hassa boyfriend, missa
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Buy me a drink and I'll let you watch me drink my free drink � No talking! #ThingsSheSaysToAllTheBoys
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause in our role playing games president is my sex partner https://t.co/yEshtE4vyF
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm having too much gosh darn fun being a regular person with a small wage and nothing to live for
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause the only talking vaginas running for president are these guys. https://t.co/PAUtp3wA2X
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm a bitter-clinger - @WorldOfHashtags @AndyHashtagger @GiselleEvns https://t.co/Hbqsse8d0S
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don't lie cheat & use the government for my financial gain.
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm happy to be distressed about political shit!
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I didn't win any presidential erections....
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause if I were the president, my Vice President would eat all of my Oreos. https://t.co/XVs8OKMJ7K
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause Id have to talk to David Cameron once in a while
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause the other leaders of the G20 don't play Hashtag Wars?
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause no one would vote for me. Hell, I wouldn't vote for me.
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This is out of touch and embarrassing for both De Blasio and Hillary. Watch at your own risk. #NYPrimary #VoteBernie https://t.co/4CgTlgaOLB
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Treat others how you want to be treated *leaves everyone alone
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