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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList excuse Hillary Clinton for her emails?
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList invite Theresa May over for a nice Brexit. Some juice, French toast, sausage, maybe some hash browns.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Supply Liberals with guns so they can shoot themselves instead of whining about everything.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Build a wall of alternative facts against the free press.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Milk Eggs Soda Butter Bread.....er sorry wrong list here! Make a monster that will defeat the Power Rangers....
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Start up new business (run by the boys, of course!): Twitter University - Recognizing & Coping with the TRUTH #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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Replace Obamacare and then replace Mike Pence's deodorant spray with an air horn to liven things up #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1) Buy all media outlets 2) Fire all journalists 3) Remove all sanctions against Russia 4) Find & destroy pee tape
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Create a fake 'To-Do' list to feed to the general public. Do whatever I want 'cuz I'm the fuckin' President, bitch!
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Plan First episode of "Celebrity State Of The Union Address"...
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My dogs lie bored my cats yawn I in "at keyboard" form hand on mouse gently click & tap out web based tasks clients ask for I'm html's whore
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1. Evict Media From White House 2. Disinfect Press Conference Room
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✔Blame the media ✔Repeal ACA ✔Blame the media ✔Kill TPP ✔Blame the media #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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1. Create the term "Alternative Facts" 2. Base all important decisions on Alternative facts #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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Alienate 2/3 of the American population by being a total A-hole liar all the time. Check! #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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Will anyone be coming in from #nxt to the #royalrumble to make their #raw #Smackdown debut? #SamoaJoe #TyeDillinger #ShinsukeNakamura #wwe
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Try not to fantasize of banging Ivanka while banging Melania...oh, fuck it, that's not happening. #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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Cancel SNL, put CNN off the air, piss off the world #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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