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Crash course on how to speak & use universally accepted English words #TheFirst100DaysToDoList https://t.co/xh9Z51hPBl
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList find some Mexicans who can build a cheap wall
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1.Grab Pussy 2.Make a typo in a tweet 3.Sanction money for wall 4.Deport Obama https://t.co/ntqK8c8vAr a Hamilton
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1)Screw over home owners 2)Screw over healthcare 3)Finally tell the truth that it was all lies 4)Waiting on Putin
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im the sheriff who flew hundreds of miles to dare a bunch of women to fight me and instead they just laughed at me https://t.co/DDmuMhfNuX
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I don't like the person I become when I see that my office has confetti cake
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList shave the head, being bold is trendy
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList go on vacation
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList forbid mocking Trump
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList buy a king sized bed to the White House
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when the Electoral College elected Trump KNOWING HE IS AN INCOMPETENT UNFIT PREDATORY SHITBAG
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when the first organisms pulled themselves from the primordial slime.
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#SexySports High Sticking @midnight
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The Lingerie Jump #SexySports @midnight
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Dikembe Mu-jumbo #SexySports @midnight
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Hole In Juan #SexySports @midnight
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When it comes to the NFL, do you prefer Tight Ends or Wide Receivers? #SexySports @midnight
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The San Francisco 69ers #SexySports @midnight
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Miami Dolphin smooth #SexySports @midnight
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The Apple Bottom of the 9th #SexySports @midnight
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#SexySports Feeled Up Goal @midnight
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Bought sushi at a gas station, next rest stop 35 miles #IKnewWeWereDoomed
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#SexySports @midnight Short and curling
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when you reached for my last Reese's PB Cup. Oh no!!!
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Bae's Ball #SexySports @midnight
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The Cincinnati Kegels #SexySports @midnigght
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Skoal of Rock #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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