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Scrooge gets drugged and raped by his frat buddies pretending to be ghosts. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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Anyone else catch themselves watching a GIF several times, waiting to see what's going to happen next, before they remember it's just a GIF?
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My mouth is saying 'HELLO' but my eyes are saying 'i will make you cum so good.'
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#EverythingWentWrongWhen watched Star Wars
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Mixed. Yes,girls,BE, as opposed to marry____BUT don't glorifying greedy entrepreneurs who make Earth less habitable https://t.co/hmG3C3MkWP
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when you don't have to cut off any friends in 2016 because you barely had any ����������
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#GoodReasonsToStartDating The dead hooker you've been banging for weeks is starting to rot & stink. #IWentThere #deadhooker #creepytweet
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When the holidays are over and you gotta face reality again. https://t.co/XAJRcJKOpL
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GOTV is a big deal and the Democrats are better at it than the GOP. Every bit helps. But swing voters = gold. https://t.co/c7vbn4DWfv
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#GoodReasonsToStartDating You can start working on your lying abilities
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ok well good bye four day weekend i will miss you good bye 2015 good bye https://t.co/EtMI5Cfjak
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Saw a body in my dates trunk and I think she's prettier than me :(
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'@DanielAshley13 @ZenRand Credit goes to @BadRonen and @NoompsyDahling - they came up with it! https://t.co/NWjZnu9H6i'
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#MakeASongFrench Il y a une jeune femme certaine que tout ce qui brille est or Et elle achete un escalier menant au paradis
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'@monday_mayhem @NoompsyDahling @BadRonen #My4WordMotto I report & block harrassers. @The_TTF @hdtorch @ANGRYref'
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#MyNewYearStartedWith asking for supplements of chicken
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#MyNewYearStartedWith mom was kissing me like the last time lol
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#MyNewYearStartedWith new haircut
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#MyNewYearStartedWith political discussions about Trump and Hillary at the kitchen
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'@bigmacher @googlygirl98 Me too! It's inspired by a great artist I'm 100% convinced.'
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