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She's like the wind, cold, bitter and howling.
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[On Masterchef] Greg: "The fish is excellent but the herbs are all wrong" Me: "A true case of right plaice, wrong thyme..." *fetches coat*
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In Dana White's new reality show, he travels the country to look for someone to postpone CM Punk's UFC debut @MMARoasted
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Check out @bigmacher and @Tony_Secrest slurping coffee for two hours. #UnlikelyClickbait @googlygirl98 #Sneekerchirp
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'@211Pine I can imagine the disappointment lol. Might be psychological, sometimes. Or they may do it for kicks. https://t.co/YbT9dSUK5B'
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2016 Goals 1) Man Child to 2) Fuck Boy to 3) Splenda Daddy to 4) Sugar Daddy Currently Fuck Boy � https://t.co/DHdbfZldxs
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This is what Westminster does to you after eight months. https://t.co/Mzw6V9hK1b
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So Celebrity Big Brother returns tonight! Goodbye evenings for the next month LOL @Cbbuk2016 #CelebrityBigBrother #LiveLaunch
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Oregon militant standoff is a sign of growing militia dangers, says SPLC extremism expert https://t.co/tdzETy2ahd https://t.co/uIIamIbwnA
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5 yrs ago I was almost killed. Instead of focusing on what I cannot do, I’ve tried to live without limits. https://t.co/zD0Z6FN26A
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Hey peeps.. ICYMI.. City to the left.. Gungahlin to the right.. #Canberra #Summernats https://t.co/re14MCT75S
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Treat them like any other group of Terrorists. #SolutionsToResolveSeditiousOregonOccupation
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Is it too soon to be asking for a reboot of "Good Luck, Charlie"?
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Give North Korea the coordinates of the Nature Center and tell them it's where Seth Rogen lives #SolutionsToResolveSeditiousOregonOccupation
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If you need me, I'm always behind the slowest person in the grocery store.
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'@OctopusCaveman @jlseaback @Tony_Secrest one greatest purple nurple of all fucking time coming up*'
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#IfIWasntHashtagging I would try to get my dog to fuck a duck so I could have a pet platypus.
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Thanks for the birthday wishes to those who wished me a happy birthday.
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'@jlseaback @Tony_Secrest I love that we're having this conversation and Tony has gone to bed. He's going to wake up this'
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LIVE on #Periscope: @Frodeziac @Mr_McStevie at dab life convention #420 glow Bing https://t.co/YCXmhIAH5G
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#IfTwitterWasntAThing I would have realized that I was actually awake 20 minutes ago and could have watched @midnight #KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
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#IfTwitterWasntAThing I'd probably still be taking up a room at the asylum.
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1. Chillin' out 2. Maxin' 3. Relaxin, 4. All Cool (Settings on my Fresh Prince of Bel Air Conditioner)
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#IfTwitterWasntAThing People might become restless and do something crazy....like.....read a book!!!
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How do you know if the person you are seeing is serious about the relationship? Consistent effort. Period.
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