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#ReasonIAmNotPresident My family didn't make deals w/ Nazis, Saudis & other questionable dealers for wealth & power http://t.co/7HYcuIoXge
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#AllWentWrongWhen I got hit by bus bc I read 'How to become a good liberal in 5 steps' and 'get hit by bus' was step 5!
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#AllWentWrongWhen strange guy said he needs my clothes, boots and motocycle
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People making stage phone calls are still better to watch than Miley Cyrus in her videos #PackedForATrip
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My phone #PackedForATrip
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My stupid friend #PackedForATrip
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I took socks it means I’m #PackedForATrip
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Condoms #PackedForATrip
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#PackedForATrip and wet my pants
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Photos: Antti Niemi shuts out Penguins in first start with Stars \| @sportsdaydfw http://t.co/YaKJHUzRtr http://t.co/z6O9j4jVva
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"Let's fuck." and other things I say when I look at my reflection in the mirror.
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#InKindergartenILearned I could make other people laugh, and I've been at it ever since.
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#InKindergartenILearned that everyone graduates just for being cute. Now I can finally go back to kindergarten to graduate
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