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Cuz two can keep a secret when one of them is Trump #TrumpenASong
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Cuz I can't help falling in love with wig #TrumpenASong
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Begging, begging you Put your loving vote out baby #TrumpenASong
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Black or Trump #TrumpenASong
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My make-up may be flaking
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If you wanna be my president, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever America never ends #TrumpenASong
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Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?) My name is... Trump Daddy #TrumpenASong
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Work It Harder Make It BetterDo It Faster, Makes Us Trump #TrumpenASong
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Dat booty � #BlackPickupLines
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Get drunk, shit in my pants #MyDoomsdayPlans
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To kiss a stranger #MyDoomsdayPlans
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The potential of a zombie apocalypse is one of the reasons I'm breastfeeding until solids #MyDoomsdayPlans
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I want to come round all bars in my town #MyDoomsdayPlans
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Get some drugs. Why not? It's doomsday �� #MyDoomsdayPlans
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'@BestUSAToday Bernie has some resonable ideas but he's too soft as for me'
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident My plans for the future do not include being laughed upon every time I fuck up, they include quite the opposite
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'm not scumb
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident Too much responsibility, I’m not ready for this
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I can't lie so much, politics is all about lying #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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My girlfriend will make the country bankrupt #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I’m an illegal immigrant #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#AllWentWrongWhen Obama became president
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#AllWentWrongWhen somebody said that I’m lying
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine I call my friends and tell them I’m gonna working out��
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Trying to imagine that I’m not fat #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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Playing LEGO #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine imperial pint
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Trying to become an ISIS member #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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