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I am most grateful for the many digital messages of goodwill I have received and would like to thank you all for your kindness. Elizabeth R.
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Oscar is shocked and offended by the anti-EU myths he's seen online #CatsAgainstBrexit https://t.co/Z2Or3513PQ
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#TheDevilMade Dayquil and the inability to make the liquid version have different flavors
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That moment that you agree to do the dishes & then you find out that the dishwasher isn't empty. That.
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If you leave me a voicemail, I'm going to assume your question was rhetorical
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#DontMessWithEarth by decimating this sacred wildlife refuge! Call/email/tweet your senator now to #StopPROMESA https://t.co/2sHvKbh0me
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Leave all the food out. Raccoons are as cool as Disney made them seem. #BadCampingAdvice
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#ObamaNextJob acting role in #gameofthrones - has to be, law of averages says EVERYONE will be in it at some point...
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If there aren't any sticks or rocks under your tent, you aren't living! #BadCampingAdvice
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Rub yourself with raw meat. It acts as an anti-bear repellant #BadCampingAdvice
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Document it on video without checking your nasal drainage. #BadCampingAdvice https://t.co/lAWWTfmopI
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Be a picker, grinner, lover, sinner, joker, smoker, and midnight toker #ObamaNextJob
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Have a great summer! @ConnorsEmmalee @marytannian @lyssxox_ @ChrisCharles_B @kaitnewbegin @Anaaalucasss22 @yvonnelucass @Nina_DiCarlo_
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#ObamaNextJob? I wouldn't hire that man to shovel horseshit. Although he seems to be pretty darn good at it.
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'@midnight I cold-cocked a classmate in 5th grade as we passed through a crowded doorway. She never knew what or who hit her. #WorstThingEver'
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Looking For A Camp Ground With VERY Little People......Try Camp Crystal Lake #BadCampingAdvice
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