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@eurynmccolley   ·  2 May 2016
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo 'Spock' Canadian currency https://t.co/0UVap6wKUo
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@eurynmccolley   ·  2 May 2016
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo have hairy armpits
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@eurynmccolley   ·  8 May 2016
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@eurynmccolley   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you will live forever in case you are rich https://t.co/RobIz2gyKB
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@eurynmccolley   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Everyone who doesn't have the same opinion as you is stupid and deserves to be killed
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@eurynmccolley   ·  23 May 2016
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You have more than seven guns under your pillow. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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@eurynmccolley   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You've used your gun as a dildo.
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@eurynmccolley   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You drive on the right side of the road
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@eurynmccolley   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican happy to have 140 characters and no word # restriction...now i'm speechless
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@eurynmccolley   ·  23 May 2016
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@eurynmccolley   ·  23 May 2016
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You think Sriracha is a brand name and you put it on everything #SignsYouAreAmerican https://t.co/cLCtdHe1S4
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@eurynmccolley   ·  23 May 2016
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When you don't know the name of your city, county, or state rep, but can name every contestant on #AmericanIdol #SignsYouAreAmerican
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@eurynmccolley   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you use gifs like this and I love it https://t.co/w3ZcSszIsN
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay tell him what women really talk about when there are no men around
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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Explore☝ the hole� like �Dora the Explorer...... #WheresTheMap#HowToMakeAManGay
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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Our hashtag game hosted by @GiselleEvns and @DanaGeezus is #HowToMakeAManGay I bet they know how to do it
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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Get him to serial date my ex girlfriends #HowToMakeAManGay
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay Post twenty #MondayMotivation tweets in a row
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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Make him listen to Yanni. He'll suck a dick to make it stop. #HowToMakeAManGay https://t.co/5kq8hlWeJO
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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Tell him girls like guys in Pink and neon clothes. #HowToMakeAManGay
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay leave only TLC avaliable on his TV
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay smile and be friendly, but don’t come on too strong
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay arranfe a MMF sex and don't show up at the meeting
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay make direct eye contact
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@eurynmccolley   ·  30 May 2016
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@eurynmccolley   ·  21 Jun 2016
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Iron? Oh, you mean the dryer.
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@eurynmccolley   ·  21 Jun 2016
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Killer Mike Wants Run the Jewels 3 “Out This Year” \| Pitchfork https://t.co/PGTRbw8OT0
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@eurynmccolley   ·  21 Jun 2016
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I'm officially a Londoner. Best way to avoid the traffic :) https://t.co/3aVtYDKvO7
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@eurynmccolley   ·  21 Jun 2016
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#TrumpSoBroke he cries himself to sleep whenever he lies on his tanning bed... Oh, you mean financially broke, not spiritually broken...?
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