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Falls sick Tweets about it Changes WhatsApp status Posts on Facebook Starts a blog about being sick Forgets to visit the doctor Dies!
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And a bologna sandwich � and the song is stuck in my head now lmao https://t.co/aA593agz5l
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Yay, more tweets 25 Olympians to follow on social media ahead of Rio https://t.co/2SjKH9jTHF
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#WhatIHateIn5Words When the doors are shut
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#IProcrastinateBy telling myself those new virus updates will still be there tomorrow! https://t.co/eEfwDfXxKI
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#IProcrastinateBy Always coming up with New Song Ideas while I'm trying to work on the last few.
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#IProcrastinateBy the side of the road. And after it rains I sometimes get splashed by cars driving by. (I'll show myself out) �
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#IProcrastinateBy getting another cuppa Tangerine Orange Zinger and sitting back. @CelestialTea https://t.co/COFYiHBZR9
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In the future there are ONLY transgender bathrooms. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems i can't believe feli revived bee movie 2
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#TimeTravelerProblems Keep seeing a big bloke called terminator goin other way. think he's looking 4 someone?
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We apologise for the inconvenience but your luggage has been misdirected to 1834 - #TimeTravelerProblems
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Being mistaken for a God and the natives sacrificing their firstborn to you #TimeTravelerProblems
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Does my penis not travel with me or???? #TimeTravelerProblems
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Tried stopping the plague with penicillin, then they tried to burn me as a witch #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Forgetting to take off your Digital watch and replace it with scurvy. #TimeTravelerProblems
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Teleporting back to 1984 to save the Shakey's Pizza
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Even with all of society's collective knowledge at my fingertips, can't get VCR to stop blinking 12:00 12:00 12:000 #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems George Lucas just won't listen to your ideas for the Prequels.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause it doesn't work on my phone #PokemonGo
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