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#IThinkItWouldBeGreatIf I didn't feel so guilty when my phone reminds me that my Clash of Clans village misses its leader and wants me back.
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Stephen Fry pokes fun at his good friend. She finds it funny. Twitter's "I'm offended" mob have a self righteous breakdown. Unbelievable.
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#IThinkItWouldBeGreatIf George Washington's stolen teeth were returned to the Smithsonian. https://t.co/NF63rNxsi1 https://t.co/NwGHDLE8Wa
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'@VyperDan Graphically superior to Minecraft though ^_^ Not a block in sight!'
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BMW R51/3 - Alte Liebe rostet doch (Posterbuch DIN A3 quer) https://t.co/2IJpehAdyD 27.04 11:00
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#ShhhDontTellBut I like quoting *80's* movies on here. @viewfrommyoffic @JeffSarcastic @66Betty @Nessa_Star4 https://t.co/AkPoGzjvKb
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo abandon your shopping cart in the middle of a parking lot...
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo tell people you are a vegan when they don't ask you about your diet Or just to be a vegan
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Happy Mother's Day from all of us at Joe Schmoes! #joeschmoes #foodies #mothersday #ocfoodies #mom https://t.co/tqXAqTGHtg
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I am horrible at keeping in touch. Still love ya'll though.
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut when we're old and gray will we still be blowing it down from my stoop watching cars go by?
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they always make me be the thimble when we play monopoly
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut just cuz they start singing "stand by me" whenever they're in trouble, doesn't mean I have to be a hero and save the day
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I also love using their names and addresses when questioned by the csa or police or ex girlfriends husbands!
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