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@jarrardnorman   ·  17 Jun 2016
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My mascara isn't water proof and when I sweat it will run down my face. Sorry Drill Sergeant. I have to walk daintily. � #ArmyWomenProblems
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@jarrardnorman   ·  17 Jun 2016
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#armywomenproblems doing time for accusing the general of mansplaining during the briefing
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@jarrardnorman   ·  17 Jun 2016
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Wives always asking "Who is that Bitch" when you talk to their husband #ArmyWomenProblems
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@jarrardnorman   ·  21 Jun 2016
Starts hashtag wars only #ObamaNextJob
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@jarrardnorman   ·  21 Jun 2016
#ObamaNextJob What ever he done before he was president. Being president doesn't disqualify you from that does it?
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@jarrardnorman   ·  21 Jun 2016
#ObamaNextJob Trigglypuff's merkin stylist
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@jarrardnorman   ·  21 Jun 2016
RT @DrEricBruin: Starts hashtag wars only #ObamaNextJob
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@jarrardnorman   ·  21 Jun 2016
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
Dragoncon is not the same #ComicConIn5Words
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
Cosplay gets taken too far #ComicConIn5Words @midnight https://t.co/lYCYuUrMwk
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
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#ItMayComeAsAShockToYouBut your vote doesn't matter
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
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'@TGJones_62 @realDonaldTrump I AM GLAD SOMEONE SEES IT BUT ME !!!'
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
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������❤️ at least he found the way to switch it off ... https://t.co/0Ua5OMzB3r
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
When people initiate a conversation, but also want control of when that discussion stops. #facepalm https://t.co/PmBM4nAtQ3
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
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Be happy when God answers your prayer. But be more thankful when God makes you the answer to someone else prayer.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
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Sarcasm can get you killed.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
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#nowplaying Nick Drake - Saturday Sun https://t.co/Cu7IYqAHDF
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
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#ItMayComeAsAShockToYouBut reminding Democrats that Robert Byrd was in the KKK 60 years ago does not excuse Donald Trump's abject racism
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@jarrardnorman   ·  23 Jul 2016
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#ItMayComeAsAShockToYouBut I don't want to vote for either of them!
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@jarrardnorman   ·  27 Jul 2016
#WhatIHateIn5Words Abby on NCIS. Please die
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@jarrardnorman   ·  27 Jul 2016
#MessUpAQuote Are you from Tennessee, cause you're the only fat chick in here with daisy dukes on I see
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@jarrardnorman   ·  27 Jul 2016
#WhatIHateIn5Words Merkel destroying Europe using refugees.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  27 Jul 2016
#MessUpAQuote The Early Bird Gets The Worm. The early cat gets the early bird.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  27 Jul 2016
#MessUpAQuote "A day that will live in inflamity." -My Friend Real thing. Happened in history class in 6th grade. It was sad.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  27 Jul 2016
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There's a cold dark corner in the back of my room, it speaks to me and says I'm coming for you.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  27 Jul 2016
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Beer doesn't cause weight loss. #WhatIHateIn5Words
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@jarrardnorman   ·  27 Jul 2016
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Screaming kids in grocery store #WhatIHateIn5Words
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@jarrardnorman   ·  27 Jul 2016
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Lazy students and uncaring parents. #WhatIHateIn5Words
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@jarrardnorman   ·  27 Jul 2016
Went to bed too early � I have weird sleep patterns anyway https://t.co/1RQLxUqudw
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