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@kristyanann   ·  10 Apr 2015
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Sen. Tom Cotton: Military strikes on Iran would work http://t.co/Ng8tZO5zWr
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@kristyanann   ·  10 Apr 2015
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@kristyanann   ·  10 Apr 2015
#ChuckNorris has a #bear #carpet in his house, the bear isn't dead its just #afraid to move �
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@kristyanann   ·  10 Apr 2015
Never test how deep the #water is with both feet �
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@kristyanann   ·  10 Apr 2015
Heve you seen me without #makeup? No? Lucky you!
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@kristyanann   ·  11 Apr 2015
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My sidekick would be my yorkie. #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/pxM1zH9wI0
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@kristyanann   ·  11 Apr 2015
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Every time I put on my plastic shopping bag cape people laugh at me #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@kristyanann   ·  11 Apr 2015
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Too busy fighting right-wing nut jobs and religious fanatics on Twitter #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@kristyanann   ·  11 Apr 2015
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@kristyanann   ·  11 Apr 2015
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Because I really could care less if society burns. #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@kristyanann   ·  11 Apr 2015
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I'd abuse my powers #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@kristyanann   ·  18 Apr 2015
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Never compain that seat's up #RelationshipRulesIn5Words
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@kristyanann   ·  19 Apr 2015
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All that she wants is another "maybe" #DumbDownASong http://t.co/JyZwkG8zJe
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@kristyanann   ·  26 Apr 2015
The Shining of the Fridge at Night #FattenAMovie
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@kristyanann   ·  26 Apr 2015
Christian aka Bacon #FattenAMovie
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@kristyanann   ·  26 Apr 2015
Touch of Evil Muffins #FattenAMovie
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@kristyanann   ·  26 Apr 2015
Roman Holiday (put here any kind of pizza you want lol) #FattenAMovie
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@kristyanann   ·  27 Apr 2015
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@kristyanann   ·  6 May 2015
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You can leave your head home #DrunkSongs @midnight
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@kristyanann   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas Falling for a Tusken Raider http://t.co/HrrWhlxK5V
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@kristyanann   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas naming me Jesus and telling everyone she was still a virgin.
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@kristyanann   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas getting me a cat when I was 11. I've been collecting them ever since.
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@kristyanann   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas letting my godmother post my baby picture on the Internet! @NoompsyDahling
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@kristyanann   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas Making The Shackles On My Legs To Loose. Escape Was To Easy. Now I'm Free. FREE!!!! Bwahahahaha @HashtagSkirmish
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@kristyanann   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas teaching me about the birds and bees with birds and bees
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@kristyanann   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas Teaching Me To Talk. That Certainly Backfired On Her! @HashtagSkirmish
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@kristyanann   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas going on a date with Cosby
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@kristyanann   ·  9 May 2015
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@kristyanann   ·  12 May 2015
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#IfICouldInventAnything it would be lyrics for Kanye West http://t.co/UWgQk3Fd2B
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@kristyanann   ·  12 May 2015
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet she was only 16 and she told her dad
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