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#ILoveMyFriendsBut when we're old and gray will we still be blowing it down from my stoop watching cars go by?
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I am horrible at keeping in touch. Still love ya'll though.
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut i still require that u call or text before just showing up impromptu
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they always disappear once i wake up from my dream in never never land
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut just cuz they start singing "stand by me" whenever they're in trouble, doesn't mean I have to be a hero and save the day
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut whenever there's a problem they know who to call bitch I'm not up for it today
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I made it creepy when they woke up saw me sat on their floor naked and smiling at them!
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I also love using their names and addresses when questioned by the csa or police or ex girlfriends husbands!
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Goldman Sachs: #ILoveMyFriendsBut, political bitches better have my legislation.
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Hillary suggests mandatory women to register for the draft Imagine what women will face then with #ArmyWomenProblems and have fun! ���
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#armywomenproblems doing time for accusing the general of mansplaining during the briefing
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#ArmyWomenProblems good friend of mine was in the army. She was a medic. Had to be away from her newborn son at five months.
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My mascara isn't water proof and when I sweat it will run down my face. Sorry Drill Sergeant. I have to walk daintily. � #ArmyWomenProblems
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Keep getting kicked out of the obstacle course mud hole on 'Spa Day'. #ArmyWomenProblems
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#ObamaNextJob What ever he done before he was president. Being president doesn't disqualify you from that does it?
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RT @WormLightning: Star in the next Dwayne Johnson buddy flick #ObamaNextJob
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#ObamaNextJob Michelle's campaign manager
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