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The more the merrier, except when aunt flow is around. #AFunFactAboutVaginas
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Don't bring a jacket, she said. We'll be nice and warm in our cabin, she said... #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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'@viewfrommyoffic just make sure Daily Squirrel doesn't accidentally get ahold of any! Lol'
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When I said "not without you" I was talking to my iPhone, it's in your pocket. #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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Spreading some love #FF @JennaroV @DamianVanore23 @KeshaTedder @Swalter255 @SynnaSlater @jlseaback @VercettiCJ @doctorwho_dat @BellDavidC
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#IHaveToRemindMyself to buy extasy as halloween treats
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#IHaveToRemindMyself rocks aren't tasty
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#IHaveToRemindMyself I'm not a Disney princess
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In Oprah's ear when she's napping by the pool. (She gets mad.) #BadPlacesToPutAPenis
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One of those fucking Chinese finger traps. That suuuuucks. #BadPlacesToPutAPenis
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Love is our battlefield Words are our bullets Sex is our white flag
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Angry protesters are picketing hot singles in your area.
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�Hungry eyes...I feel the magic between you and I...� #SongLyricsNotToSingInJail
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�I want to fuck you like an animal..I want to feel you from the inside...� #SongLyricsNotToSingInJail
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#WouldBeHappyTo get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to do nothing
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I #WouldBeHappyTo sidestep any future treatises on the allegedly toxic impact of "BernieBros"
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Trump #WouldBeHappyTo bankrupt our nation like he's done for his businesses.
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