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@kristyanann   ·  9 Jul 2015
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I kissed a girl (and I liked it), but apparently kissing sleeping girls on the bus you don't know is frowned upon
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@kristyanann   ·  25 Jul 2015
"I don't just talk the talk. I talk the talk a LOT." #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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@kristyanann   ·  25 Jul 2015
My hair will be v.p. Dream ticket #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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@kristyanann   ·  25 Jul 2015
Since Atlantic City's doing so well, why not D.C. It kinda rhymes #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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@kristyanann   ·  25 Jul 2015
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@kristyanann   ·  1 Aug 2015
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Ordering coffee at Starbucks until they get your name correct. #RejectedWeekends
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@kristyanann   ·  11 Aug 2015
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#WhyIWouldMakeAGreatPresident I would use Snapchat... Just in case! http://t.co/GlTpAy6d3z
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@kristyanann   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes Kiss my ass
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@kristyanann   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes to make #Trump sane again
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@kristyanann   ·  6 Sep 2015
Latex ducks #DumbGenieWishes
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@kristyanann   ·  17 Sep 2015
#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid I was pretending your boss
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@kristyanann   ·  18 Sep 2015
I haven’t ordered pizza #OppositeDay
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@kristyanann   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen the doctor didn't want to see me. http://t.co/n2YIqOwUiK
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@kristyanann   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen I was named after KFC logo http://t.co/we5eGrUNnI
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@kristyanann   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen Kim Davis walked into a gay bar.
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@kristyanann   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen me and my GF visited my pal for the first time together and her phone automaticaly connected to the Wi-Fi
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@kristyanann   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen I decided that I can sing �
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@kristyanann   ·  27 Sep 2015
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@kristyanann   ·  4 Oct 2015
#MyPreWorkOutRoutine I just push myself to do it every time, but I like the results. What an inner battle it is!
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@kristyanann   ·  4 Oct 2015
Take a nap, that actially helps #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@kristyanann   ·  4 Oct 2015
Kissing my pug #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@kristyanann   ·  4 Oct 2015
taking vitamins #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@kristyanann   ·  4 Oct 2015
Trying to steal someone’s soap in the shower #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@kristyanann   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#InKindergartenILearned sometimes parents forget to pick up their kids after school �
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@kristyanann   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Hold my beer. #RedneckIn3Words @midnight
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@kristyanann   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#InKindergartenILearned not to follow the man with the candy and puppy! �
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@kristyanann   ·  9 Oct 2015
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They make men do some really stupid things. #AFunFactAboutVaginas
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@kristyanann   ·  9 Oct 2015
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If you sext me with a typo, I'm done.
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@kristyanann   ·  9 Oct 2015
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When clean, they make great pets. #AFunFactAboutVaginas
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@kristyanann   ·  9 Oct 2015
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'@RelaxForReal @midnight Oh, fuck, this one hit a little close to home.'
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